Non-toxic pest control, obsessively honed by one slightly unhinged professor · 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
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One more step. Then the briefing.
Register your purchase with the Lab and we'll take you straight to the setup briefing: the 6 things that decide whether your traps catch moths or just hang there. It takes about a minute. (The Professor would prefer you not skip the briefing. He'll cope.)
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Non-toxic, no insecticides · Setup help from real people · 100% satisfaction guaranteed
WHY REGISTER
Three reasons. All of them useful.
01
The briefing, on file.
The full setup briefing on screen now, plus a copy in your inbox for the day you actually open the foil.
02
A faster line to the Lab.
Your purchase is on record, so if a trap isn't catching or something seems off, we can help without the back-and-forth.
03
A welcome code.
{X% off} your next order, sent with your setup notes. The Professor considers it hazard pay.
THE PROFESSOR'S PROMISE
Registered or not, you're covered.
Your 100% satisfaction guarantee stands either way. If our products don't work for you, contact us and we'll give you a full refund.
